What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.