What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.