What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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It was charged with a salt.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality