What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.