What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

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What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.