What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

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What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.