What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

What's the main ingredient in mana potions?

Caster sugar.