Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

Aspirin Jokes More Aspirin Jokes

Why are aspirins white?

Because they work.

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?