Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!