Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Aspirin Jokes More Aspirin Jokes

Why are aspirins white?

Because they work.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.