Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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Why are aspirins white?

Because they work.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!