Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

Aspirin Jokes More Aspirin Jokes

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Why are aspirins white?

Because they work.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains