Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !