Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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To get a clean getaway

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One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.