Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....