How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say?

Allahu Ackbar!