How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say?

Allahu Ackbar!