Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !