Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....