Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !