Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....