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Either your mum, your wife or you.
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
The elephant of surprise. :)
They are both gray except for the giraffe.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
He always throws the punch.
A duck. ... with hiccups.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
Pants.
Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Mini-Mum
At the monkey bars.
The guay station.
He didn't want to play second fidel
The both came in a little behind
What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.