What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars