A 100 dollar bill you pervert!
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
Nothing, she's fine
A chewing gum you pervert
In his briefcase!
Because they don't have any feet!
Nothing
100 dollars