What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Divorced.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars