100 Dollar Jokes

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

You might also enjoy:

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Small Loan Jokes More Small Loan Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

Jackson Jokes More Jackson Jokes

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot