100 Dollar Jokes

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why are women so odd?

Because they can't even. Huh huh?

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Jackson Jokes More Jackson Jokes

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Small Loan Jokes More Small Loan Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.