Small Loan Jokes

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

President Jokes More President Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

Racist Joke Jokes More Racist Joke Jokes

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.