Small Loan Jokes

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

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What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"