What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.