What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.