What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family