Mount Jokes

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.