What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Who is driving?

A cop.

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"