What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.