What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"