What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.