What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!