What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor."