How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.