How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.