How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower