How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.