How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove