How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove