What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her