What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.