What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances