Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

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What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.