Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.