Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.