Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.