Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.