Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!