Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.