What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf