What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch