What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.