What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated