What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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So the attendees could get some face-time.

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood