What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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Mourning wood.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one