Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.