Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Depressing

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.