Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one