Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"