Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood