Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Depressing

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one