Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.