What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.