What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*