What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"