What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !