What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

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What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.