Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
