What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no?

A Oui-Tard

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.