What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no?

A Oui-Tard

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors