What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press