What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo