What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW