Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !