Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !