Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !