Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !