What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..