He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
Toilet trees.
Cause they're knee grows!
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
