What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.

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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.