What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.

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What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.