He dates his other sister.
Because it wanted autumnomy
I just need some space."
Well it's the right hole naw!"
Because he was in bread!
A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"
Because she will squeal on you.
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Go and retrieve her!