Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

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What do you call a showoff Texan?

tatious.

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."