Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What do you call a showoff Texan?

tatious.