Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."