What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .