How you strap on the dirtbag.
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Strap a steak to the ceiling
Because they don't have attachments!
The position of the dirtbag
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Hey guys, watch this!"
With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!
