What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder?

How you strap on the dirtbag.

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

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Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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The lift attendants have jobs.

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Hey guys, watch this!"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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The position of the dirtbag.