Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...