Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

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What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...