Freak Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How do you call blue cow?

Freak..

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What's the best way to attract a pervert?

The NSFW tag, you freak

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Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.