What's the best way to attract a pervert?

The NSFW tag, you freak

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

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