What's the best way to attract a pervert?

The NSFW tag, you freak

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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