Nsfw Jokes

What's the best way to attract a pervert?

The NSFW tag, you freak

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Why is it so hard to find good posts on NSFW subreddits?

Because every post is a sticky post.

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How does Austin Powers decide which guys he will sleep with?

By giving them an oral test first. "If you can gag me, you can shag me!"

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What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts

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How do you get a fool to read something?

Mark it as NSFW

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What is worse than three babies in three containers?

NSFW One baby in three containers.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a bath?

The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW

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What do the morbidly obese and podophiliacs have in common?

NSFW They can only get off with their feet.

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Why do girls NOT like Jesus?

NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again.

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How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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Whats 12 inches long and drives women crazy?

NSFW A still born...

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Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?

NSFW Because it's full of Arab seamen.

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Why are powerpuff girls sad?

Nsfw Because they neither have boyfriends nor fingers

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What happened to the NSFW warning on r/Jokes?

It stopped working like all those who got caught on reddit at work.

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What do right-handed people hate most?

NSFW Having to switch hands at the computer.

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