What do the morbidly obese and podophiliacs have in common?

NSFW They can only get off with their feet.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

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