What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter