What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican skeleton's favorite drug?

Marrow-Juan-a.

What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99