What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.