What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.