What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.