What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!