What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.