What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.