What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Notch Jokes More Notch Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.