What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.