Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Notch Jokes More Notch Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Diddly Squat Jokes More Diddly Squat Jokes

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.