Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

Notch Jokes More Notch Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.