Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Diddly Squat Jokes More Diddly Squat Jokes

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats