Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Notch Jokes More Notch Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK