Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

What do you call a lost nun?

A Roman Catholic

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.