Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater