Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.