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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

What do you call a lost nun?

A Roman Catholic

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"