How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat