How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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The Spanish Inquisition.

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Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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Diddly-squats

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

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