How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

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Bedward ScissorHams

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat