How much did the obese man know about f...

What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats