Diddly squat
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The cigarette.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Your room-matey.
A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
The man responded, "Like a glove".
Because it cantaloupe.
They insist that the fit could be better.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Que Que Que
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
Fur traders.
Tell Jamal to drop it
Antteneye !
Squash one and deal with the other later.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Neither can wear pants
