Fitness Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Diddly Squat Jokes More Diddly Squat Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Shoebox Jokes More Shoebox Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.