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The cigarette.
Because of their tiny little anty bodies.
They disguise themselves as uncles!
They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Because they just cantaloupe.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
A jumbo yeti.
Spastics!
Flip it upside-down.
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
A nail gun
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.
Lots
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
