What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!